The Alex Files

So back to my Roleplaying game! Stop staring at me again. It’s rude you know. I know you’re still staring.

So after my tai chi awesomeness, we walked to our neighboring cell, housing this guy named um….err……Foy? No wait..ummmmm……..Gid…nah…..emmmmmmmm…Dek…yea…oh i remember now!……Now i forgot again….doh.Oh wait denkar!………No.Dekar?Oh well whatever i’ll just call him blanky. So blanky and us left the area and went forward.

-Skips massive roleplaying details because that would take too long-

-summary cause there needs to be some detail-

We walked into room, pirate shot, i disarmed him……….THAT’S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY! Anyways,Pirate ran, also did i mention i used our prison cell guard as a human meat shield?At least,I think he was human anyways, also we tied him up with his clothes…….heehee……..And used him for shield…..Please insert that sentence into the front of the summary. So then pirate ran, we took off, medic threw up on guard blah blah blah blah blah blarg blah honk blah blah honk blah blah blarg honk honk.So lets skip to when we found turbolift, abandoned secret leader,found closet,i got bonesaw, found cells, talked in a conversation like this “Are you evil, mean, and/or want to harm or kill us?”                                                                                                                                                                                             “What?’                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      “Ok i’ll let you out now”

And then we lived happily eve- oh wait not to that part yet.

Where did i leave off? Oh yea! After that our pilot punched at me i dodged by moving my head slightly then kicked him HAHA!

So our medic then HAD to get a bigger bodycount than ME!

Also I know something you don’t! I am ACTUALLY left handed HA!

So we found blanky missing, then we found a pole under a floor board thingamajig(Ghostbusters pole yay!) and yeah. We died. No wait that’s too overused. We went to the medical bay and ended there.

And They Lived Happily Ever Aft- DOH! Wrong phrase again.

I meant

THE END!

Of part 1!

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bum bum bum

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-whatever other dramatic sounds you can think of-

I did a Star Wars Roleplaying Ga……stop looking at me like that it is perfectly normal….well for me….yea….

Anyways, I just agree with the leader of the party on everything, whom is apparently our resident “Mad Scientist” but she was stuck hiding in the closet so I had to follow the orders of our pilot………

Sadly, we ignored the only way to escape and jumped right at our pursuers. Oh wait I didn’t get to that part yet..ummm just forget I ever said..errrrr…. typed that. Now summary is I owe money, we got a fake job, we went to a bar, we got a real job, which was to deliver “Water” which is actually water with a ummmm I forgot what it was called.

So anyways we got the silvery stuff out then delivered water as signed in the contract. As we preformed right to the contract, we delivered water.

So on our way we got out of hyperspace we were attacked blah blah blah we engaged the hyperdrive flew off for about like some kilometers dropped out saw a giant ship foolishly ran towards it and we died……scratch that we didn’t die our ship died after we tried to run.Also did I tell you while this was happening our droid and our scientist were cataloging?Didn’t expect that did ya?

And then I did a  epic win phail  at driving our pirate pursuers off our ship, did I mention they were pirates? No? Well then…Now You Know.

So we got captured we went into a cell, our guard  came with mush for us to eat, I Tai Chied(lol) him to the floor then people started to kick him. Then it was 3 A.M. so we went to bed.

To Be Continued…….

Or not…….

Teehee……

Is Food Making Us Sick?
Food, Inc. director says, “YES”

Robert Kenner, director of the movie “Food,Inc.” talks about how our food has been transformed and that even though it doesn’t look different in the supermarket,it still isn’t the same.

Two examples are that the meat we eat isn’t grown on the open plains anymore but stuffed into giant feedlots and that tomatoes are now genetically modified so that they have no nutritional value and no taste now.Also Robert Kenner talks about how we’ve been transformed as we eat 2-300 calories more per day,how we’re now overweight, obese, and that now 1/3 of all Americans born after the year 2000 will have early set diabetes.

Robert says that this inexpensive food is going to bankrupt us.Robert is telling us that our taxdollors are going to the making of this inexpensive but unhealthy food that is making us sick.He also says that corn and soy is now 90% of the supermarket and how salt, sugar, and fat have become the three basic food groups.

Now some are wondering why we aren’t dying much earlier and why we are living longer than in the 40s, 50s, and 60s when food was supposingly much heathier.Well, the answer to those questions are that ultimately diabetes is going to change all that and that we are not going to be healthier but unhealthier.Kenner talks about how when he was a kid they spent 18% of their income on food and today we 9% of our income on food which is great because we have really inexpensive food which is great news but now,the problem is that when Robert was a kid, his health care costs were 5% of our paycheck and now it is18%.

We can’t fix the health care problem until we fix the food problem.Although we have to mass produce because there are about 6 billion people in the world,and that the food is made very quick,very fast,the system we have now is unsustainable,because it is based around gasoline and polluting the earth.Robert also say that 1 billion of our 6 billion are going to bed hungry right now.So hopefully everything will change eventually but until then we have to attempt to convince the industrialists to stop making unhealthy food.

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ChaosBlader:YEA TEAM GO WOO!Come on guys lets go get some cola….

turns around

ChaosBlader:Guys???

the office room is empty

ChaosBlader:!What is this…..a note?Hmmmmm……..Reads Note…….DOH!!!!

The Note

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Yo Chaos the crew and I are home at the moment because unlike you we have lives.

Tata,

Admin

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