So back to my Roleplaying game! Stop staring at me again. It’s rude you know. I know you’re still staring.
So after my tai chi awesomeness, we walked to our neighboring cell, housing this guy named um….err……Foy? No wait..ummmmm……..Gid…nah…..emmmmmmmm…Dek…yea…oh i remember now!……Now i forgot again….doh.Oh wait denkar!………No.Dekar?Oh well whatever i’ll just call him blanky. So blanky and us left the area and went forward.
-Skips massive roleplaying details because that would take too long-
-summary cause there needs to be some detail-
We walked into room, pirate shot, i disarmed him……….THAT’S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY! Anyways,Pirate ran, also did i mention i used our prison cell guard as a human meat shield?At least,I think he was human anyways, also we tied him up with his clothes…….heehee……..And used him for shield…..Please insert that sentence into the front of the summary. So then pirate ran, we took off, medic threw up on guard blah blah blah blah blah blarg blah honk blah blah honk blah blah blarg honk honk.So lets skip to when we found turbolift, abandoned secret leader,found closet,i got bonesaw, found cells, talked in a conversation like this “Are you evil, mean, and/or want to harm or kill us?” “What?’ “Ok i’ll let you out now”
And then we lived happily eve- oh wait not to that part yet.
Where did i leave off? Oh yea! After that our pilot punched at me i dodged by moving my head slightly then kicked him HAHA!
So our medic then HAD to get a bigger bodycount than ME!
Also I know something you don’t! I am ACTUALLY left handed HA!
So we found blanky missing, then we found a pole under a floor board thingamajig(Ghostbusters pole yay!) and yeah. We died. No wait that’s too overused. We went to the medical bay and ended there.
And They Lived Happily Ever Aft- DOH! Wrong phrase again.
I meant
THE END!
Of part 1!
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